We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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