I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
i now understand why vodka
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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