i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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