I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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