I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
