you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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