As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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