i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
