The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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