xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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