You really coming over, don't trick.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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