Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
