i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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