I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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