she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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