We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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