It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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