Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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