Old men and throwing up are my life now.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Everything about him screamed your future.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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