Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
