im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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