i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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