You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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