her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Less talking, more tequila
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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