i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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I will be naked everywhere
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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