another moral hangover. fuck.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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