We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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