We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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