yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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