I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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