READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The best revenge is premature balding
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
