sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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