i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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