North Korea, Best Korea!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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