He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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