ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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