im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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