Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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