He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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