would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
honey bunches of taint.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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