the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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