Christians are straight up FREAKS
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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