If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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