He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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