You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
