I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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