Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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