no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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