Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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