Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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