He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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