dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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