did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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