I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
But break dance skills will only take you so far
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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