She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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